Based on a true story

Uterus, you need therapy.





Sex is a little weird now?

I never even thought about it up until now. When I had sex earlier, the baby kicked a few times, and afterwards, I got hit with this…dirty feeling. Like we shouldn’t be doing that while our daughter is in my belly. I know there’s no way she knows what’s happening and there’s no way his penis is hitting my uterus or anything. But I guess the unexpected kicks threw me off a little. Getting reminded that there’s another person present. If that makes sense Lol. I mean I won’t be stopping any time soon just because of that, but it was a weird moment haha.

Such a nice way to start my day,

Puking my guts into the kitchen sink because running to the bathroom was out of the question.

Pregnancy at its finest.


I hate when someone asks if I have a name picked out, or what names I’m considering, and then when I tell them the names, they say

"Really? That name?"
“No! You can’t name her that!”
“Oh no, use [insert name here] instead.”

I’m sorry, who is carrying this baby? Last time I checked, its my child, so telling me I CAN’T name her whatever I damn well please, is just stupid. The only person who has any say in her name is her father and me. Seeing as how we will be the ones hearing/saying her name more than anyone else, WE have to like the name. It doesn’t matter if you do.

Okay, rant over lol.

And just like that…The blonde hair is gone.

I miss it so much already! :(

It’s a girl!

Finally got my Panorama test results. All the abnormalities it tests for came back low risk and I’m having a baby girl. I knewwww it. I felt that it was a girl from the moment I found out I was pregnant. I can’t wait to meet my little princess. πŸ’œ

Halfway! Eeeeee!




19lbs baby born in Indonesia:


Ain’t no way. The baby would just stay in me until it grew up and I eventually became my child.

I think it’s a girl!

Out of the ER. I’m measuring perfectly and they think the discomfort is from not having enough fluids and braxton hicks.

The ultrasound ended up scaring me a bit because the tech took so long and kept going back to look at certain things.They aren’t allowed to say anything about what they’re seeing so it was kind of nerve wracking.

She did spend a bit of time down below so I got a lot of opportunity to see between the legs and I’m pretty positive i’m having a girl. It was all really clear and there was no little “turtle” there. Totally looked like girl parts. I’m not going to go around announcing it’s a girl yet, since my Panorama results should be in tomorrow or Monday, so i’ll know for sure. But yeahhhh, i’m no expert but with all the ultrasound pics i’ve looked at, i’m pretty confident it’s a little girl!

The whole reason I went to the ER was of course the pain, but also the fact that since the pain started, I hadn’t felt the baby move at all. For nearly 3 days. When i’ve had consistent movement every day for a few weeks now. So that really got to me and scared me. Turns out, right when I got that ultrasound the baby started kicking and has been really active since.Β 

So thanks a lot, little nugget! for making me look like an overly worried spaz!

I literally just had to teach an ER nurse how to use a fetal doppler.

My faith in this hospital has swirled even farther down the drain. πŸ’©πŸš½